OVERALL RATING : 92/100

Website – CLUB LICK

Contact: 07786 425701 OR 07939 216840

Price:  Approx £10-20 per couple/person (see website or kinky kalendar for details)

Looking at the website, Club Lick openly states they are a small club, cheap but good for socialising and dancing as well as swinging… I was looking forward to seeing this as I had heard good things about it.

First Impressions

Well… finding the place wasn’t hard at all.. the club is situated on a busy street and parking was nearby.. I had no trouble parking for free right near the club.  The entrance was pretty obvious too! lol

As I was let in the big steel door via intercom, 2 very good looking blokes welcomed me in with some lovely compliments and a cheerful smile! Elliot and Gary were adorable I must say! My coat was taken and I was shown around by Elliot, as I was taken around the club I noticed that the crowd were alot younger than most of the other clubs.. in fact most were my age! The music was House/Dance/Trance orientated and made the vibe quite young and funky, I like the feeling of coming into a club and knowing you can have a good dance, away from the play areas before getting fucked senseless by some good looking people ha ha ha ha ha!

Facilities:

Cloakroom/Entrance - You get let through the door and you walk down some stairs into the cloakroom area, there you are greeted by the staff.

Chillout/Seating area – This bit it cool, there are mirrors and leather seating mostly around the edge.. looks classy and you can hold a good conversation here without having to shout over the music…

Through dance floor with bar at the end – Ok, there is still seating around the edge however more sparse and you can tell that the dance area is quite an important feature here.. state of the art stereo and lighting dominate this dance floor with a pole for you kinky girls to pose and dance on (always a bloke puller that) LIVE DJ’s on rotation here also.. I introduced myself to a young FEMALE DJ and she was a cute Blondie ravin it up on the vinyls.. nice touch.

Smoking – This area is enclosed and warm (enough said)

Bar – The bar is (licensed) kitted out with a kinda industrial corrugated steel look that well fits the feel of the club, the barman was lovely and very helpful.. even though Christina changed her mind at the last minute wanting lemonade instead of coke after he started pouring it into the vodka… large measures here also.. £12 for 3 large vodkas and cokes in London is pretty good.. considering it cost me £15 for 2 single vodkas and 1 red bull at torture garden!

Upstairs Play area – Upstairs is a wicked little play area with a large bed in front of you as you walk up the stairs which is the most predominant feature here.. lavishly decorated incorperating the RED everywhere else.. cushioned and welcoming.. these areas are designed for playing! There are also lots of sneeky cubby holes to play in scattered all over the place!

Upper play area - Go up another set of steps (quite steep) into another play area, dark and funky with handpainted artwork on the walls.. a great place to fuck and play!

Bathroom – Equipped with 2 toilets and a shower, mirrored area with shelf, which is ideal to do your make-up ladies!

Hygeine - Hygeine is of great standards here, it feels clean and there isn’t loads of crap stashed in corners collecting dust! lol

Location – once again.. good.. good parking and easy to find

BOY/GIRL ratio:  Equal on the swingers nights