Scoring Criteria

PORN SITES

Quantity – Material produced by the site (leased content will not be included in this category)- 10
Quality – Image resolution, scene lengths, uniqueness, repeat pictures (samey) – 10
Entertainment value – looks of models, personality, scripts, acting, humour, uniqueness – 20
Updates – How often? tour promises, coming soon, new/old rotating content – 10
Exclusivity – is ther material being sold, is it leased or pics to go with filming – 20
Design – navigation, search facility, overall design and user ability/friendly – 10
Extras – 3rd party, cams, blogs anything not image or pics. – 10

It took me a long time to build my website and I am totally dedicated to producing exclusive content and variety! I love to see an independent model strutting thier stuff… I’m not anti big people.. just think that if a review site has an affiliate network, then this creates bias.. I score highly on effort made to produce the material and entertainment value.. Updates are only important if the quality is kept up rather than just banging out material because you have to… Obviously if the material presented makes me feel compelled to wank over it then of course that will be factored in my scoring! lol

Price wise as a benchmark…. If I brought 1 porn movie on DVD per month.. locally that would cost me £30 GBP.. thats where I would factor price in the scoring criteria.

Navigation is important.. search facilities etc and model indexes would be cool…

On the subject of models… I have seen the most spectacular women fucking live in front of me and it didn’t do a thing for me.. a slightly chubby girl making alot of effort is alot more attractive.. when they have “something” about them.. however there are plenty of good looking models that are sexy and fun.. so I’m easy really.. I like alot of stuff when it comes to watching footage!

CONTACT SITES

How many members, activity, chat – 30

Ads, upkeep of site, verification, guy/girl ratio – general feeling overall – 20

When on adult contact sites.. you can never tell until you’ve webcammed or spoken to the person that they are real.. couples for instance.. the guy signs up, chuck his missus pics up and pretends to be a couple!

ADULT CLUBS

Swingers
Fetish / BDSM
Gangbang/Bukkake/GreedyGirl

Price – state – Bar/no bar (take your own)
Facilties – 10
Hygeine – 10
Accessibilty – 10
Girl/Boy Ratio – 10
Entertainment – 50
Value for money – 10

All to often I get “invited” to parties and clubs.. there is nothing worse than being told you are at a swingers party, only to find out its a gangbang and the girls are paid.. thus the same is true if the door fee rips off the single guys with no “promises”…. Basically.. I’m not against ANY party.. but if it is what it is.. then say it’s so!

If you brought a telly that said Sony on it and you realised when you got it home that its actually some shit make… you’d be pissed off right?? … like I said…. site promises should equal reality!

Average Cost for the night per couple/single will be calculated with accomodation, drinks and travel included.

ADULT VENUE HIRE

Facilties – 20
Accomodation – 10
Location – 5
Parking – 5
Hygeine – 10

UK Mistresses

Location – 5
Premises – size, atmosphere – 15
Furniture – choice, quality – 10
Equipment – choice, quality – 10
Hygeine – routines, general – 20
Mistress – philosiphy, experience, engagement - 40

I have been involved in BDSM for years.. I have been Pro-domme for 2 years now.. and it upsets me when a customer tells me of bad experiences. I have the upmost respect for true Dommes who KNOW thier area of expertise..

If you are paying for a service, then you should get what you pay for..NOT Spank and Wank dommes – These ladies are really sex workers with a set of furry handcuffs and a leather covered ping pong bat in thier bedrooms and call themselves a Mistress without prior knowledge or experience.. which makes them DANGEROUS…

The price charged is not a factor in scoring , however.. if someone is charging stupid amounts and they don’t have what it takes to flick the switch.. then this will be noted in the review!

Dommes with minimal equipment can also be superior… like I always say… the promises being advertised should always be delivered!